Thursday, May 29, 2008

So what if your client gets pissed.


You cant please everyone all the time and if that someone is an idiot from Texas that places an order on Wednesday for shit that he needs on Friday then fuck him if he's not gonna get it on time. Why should we, as a company, have to eat the cost of shipping a second order to him next day just because he couldn't add a comment line, or pick up the fucking phone call my ass who has nothing to do all day at work anyways?
And Then, why should I, have to be the one to call this guy that you so desperately want to appease whom i would rather see grow mushrooms from his ass?
Oh, because you don't feel like speaking Spanish?

You're from fucking Puerto Rico dick, own up.

So what if you got defamed

I mean really? you go downtown dressed like a slut or a clown, throw yourself in every picture you can get into, talk shit about anyone thats cooler than you and then pretend to be their friends? yeah, youve been asking for this since day one so either get a clue or learn to lube for that giant preverbial dick in your ass.

pucker up bitch.

So what if your man slept with her

She's moved on and obviously he has too. Now, while i understand your concern for his secret-keeping, there is no reason that you need to let it become the revolving center of your relationship. he sleeps with you now, get over it.

buck up princess.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

So what if you're 80 and can't see over the steering wheel

I still need to get to work. Im tired, it's way too early in the morning and I actually remember how to merge. Don't be defiant and not let me in front you like you should, don't shake your fist (unless its involuntary, then yes, I understand) and dont hit the breaks while were trying to merge onto the expressway at 50 mph.

go the hell back to your nursing home.

So what if your leg hurts

My knee is almost broken and I still go out dancing almost every night. I play football, swim and run. I do not cry about it like the prissy 15 year old daughter of a rich momma who's given her everything shes wanted since birth so that she now cries and cries every time someone tells her no.

Grow some balls.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

So what if both candidates suck ass

I dont give a shit what you think about anyways. And this is work, not your fucking soapbox, so go grab a pallet and stand in a park where no one can hear you scream since everyone is inside playing xbox instead.

Go fuck yourself.