Friday, August 8, 2008

So what if you can't put your cell phone down for five fucking seconds???


I know your call is very important and I know you have to use the bathroom. But for God's sake, can you please not mix the two??? Especially in an office environment?

A) I don't want to hear your conversation while I am... Ahem... well, you know.
B) The person on the phone doesn't want to hear the toilet-flushing action in the background.
C) Can't you just fucking go outside or something???

Are you looking for privacy??? You aren't going to get it at 10:30 am when everyone's coffee has gone through their system. It's a high traffic time of day, you know. Definitely not the best place to be calling your health insurance company talking about your father's HMO policy. WTF?!?!?!?!

Get of the phone for two seconds, bitch!!!

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