If I had a dollar for every time I had to hear "That Olympics opening ceremony was really something, eh??" I could buy the Empire State Building. Sure, maybe it was amazing but I was too busy living my life to stare at the TV. Sure, maybe the Chinese kicked major ass with their fake fireworks display. And don't forget those adorable children acrobats who've been forced to perform at gunpoint since they were in the womb.
But seriously, they went all Milli Vanilli up in this piece? In a nation of over a million people, they couldn't find a girl who was both adorable and had perfect pitch to sing the national anthem? Way to scar your children for life, China.
Good job.
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